Shark Attacks

Now that Idles Hands 2: Caught With Your Pants Down is in the approval process, the next update in the world of pocket god is basically Jump The Shark 2 (this isn't the name, it's much, much longer :p). I am stoked about this update, and have been waiting for it ever since Surf's Up! But we still don't know all the features that are going to be in the update..... Here is a list of some commonly mentioned/long-awaited shark features that hopefully will be added:

Eating The Shark- The pygmys cook the shark, and then all eat it at the same time like vultures

Shark Vs Bird- The shark and the bird fight eachother when the bird comes down to close to the water, or goes for a pygmy that the shark it eyeing

Big Belly- We get to summon the shark underwater, and when it gets hungry, or a pygmy gets to close, the shark swims down really fast and eats the pygmy in a non-so graphic way :) (Something to do with a chum bucket, and something very weird.)

^Thanks to malcomjudd, for the awesome icon!

It's a bird, it's a plain, its a great white- The shark gets sucked up in the hurricane also

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Pygmy- The pygmys jump on the shark and it takes them to the volcano, and that becomes the new island for the pygmys!

Dentist Shark- The shark bites down on a burnt pygmy, and the pygmy is so hard that the shark loses all his teeth and then swims off

Spear Fishing- The shark gets speared if the pygmy dodges the shark, and the shark goes to close to the "statue", then you press it and presto...dinner :p (Thanks to malcomjudd for this idea)