Cool Pictures (Them Famous Pygmies)

Hey guys, I've got some good news and some... well not-so-good news. Good news first :), with Malcom back posts will start coming out a little more quickly, and will be more interesting. Not-so-good news... With all of Bolt Creative's new Pocket God-related projects:

--- secret project (not even we betas know about it!)

--- Pocket God moving to other devices

--- Pocket God 2 (?)

--- Pocket Planet

--- and many other secret things including AWESOME new updates (I will post a spoiler of the new update shortly, and its APEtastic) 

Because of this, and personal issues that are private, posts will be a little slow for the time being, until Bolt starts finishing up these projects :)... Anyway, this blog is like a ghost-land up in here, and needs some color and excitement, so to spice up the mood a little bit, here are your favorite, famous pygmies. Take a look:

(P.S. I have been totally wrapped up in the LOST world, and have been in denial about the show finally ending (it was a brilliant ending, I mad add), so I have been a little slow on Pocket God news lately, since my mind is in LOST world. Hopefully, if Malcom is back permanently (I'll let you know soon), posts on news will be coming out weekly.)

Now that's gotta hurt

Chicken...Coconut, which one???

Peace yo :|

Now that just looks awesome!

Before...

After (((Bonus!)))

Part 46 _______, will feature:

To be announced!

If you have any cool pictures, e-mail them to me at swiggy08@aol.com.

-swigo8

News Update!!!! (after a LOOONG time)

Hey Guys...

WOW! its been a long long time sine i have posted anything here. ive been very busy about a LOT of things... Anyways, this post is about news updates and the first one is:

YAY, the first build has just arrived!! it includes some simple functionality and the new skin pack which looks great... the current build doesnt have the new minigame, The Runs in it so we betas still dont know what the game looks like YET. but by the looks of it, the minigame could probably be like the iPhone App, Little Runner, where you can control the path of the one who's running and go as far as you can without bumping into anything. Dave says that the next build will probably be out this weekend. I guess theyre still busy with the port of Pocket God to Verizon Phones, which is the second news update.

So pocket god will be ported to the Verizon Phones. im not kinda familiar with verizon phones so i needed to Google them and i found out that they are the phones like the Motorola Droid, HTC Droid Incredible, Palm Pre and Samsung Rogue. I bet these are just some of the Verizon Phones but if you have one of em, youre in luck coz PG will be there SOON...

Here are also two cool pics:

Ouch!!

NOOO!!!

this is malcomjudd, reporting...

:D

Cool Pictures (A Pygmy's Icy Adventure)

Hey guys, sorry for the delay, I'm just working out a few problems in the new update, and also Malcom has returned and will explain everything in his upcoming post. Also, don't think we forgot about the new teaser image for Bolt Creative's new game, or the fact that Bolt is making a special $2.99 version of Pocket God for the Ipad. Lastly, these upcoming weeks are going to be awesome and filled with glitch guides, beta posts, Dual Reviews, Theories, the 200th post, an updated Pocket God World, and loads of cool pictures and polls! So stay tuned, and sorry for the delay. Malcom's "Im back" post will be posted shortly, but for now, take a look at some awesome, cool pictures:

This looks like a nice place to sit... XD!

Missed me... Oh wait...

Talking about Global Warming:

Ehhhhhh

Stop it! Just stop it!

Part 45, Them Famous Pygmies will feature:

Now that's gotta hurt

Chicken...Coconut, which one???

Peace yo :|

Now that just looks awesome!

Before...

After (((Bonus!)))

If you have any cool pictures, e-mail them to me at swiggy08@aol.com.

-swigo8

Cool Pictures (The Fans Are Back)

Hey guys, finally, the most-awaited Cool Pictures post is here... and like the title says, THE FANS ARE BACK! Check out some awesome, all fan-made, Cool Pictures! Take a look:

In the words of Katy Perry: ~Your Hot 'N Your Cold~ (By Cameron Bess)

Dance-Off! (By momo4456)

New Gravity Update (By rastamonkey)

"Boo!" -Ahhh (By Tardiskey)

Why can't I be cool :'( (By Cameron Bess)

Great job guys, stay tuned for...

Part 44, A Pygmy's Icy Adventure will feature:

This looks like a nice place to sit... XD!

Missed me... Oh wait...

Talking about Global Warming:

Ehhhhhh

Stop it! Just stop it!

If you have any cool pictures, e-mail them to me at swiggy08@aol.com.

-swigo8

Cool Pictures (One Annoying Day) + Poll Result

Hey guys, sorry for the delay again, but I'm vacationing in an area with pretty bad internet connection, so  I've been trying to make the best of my circumstances, but this is the first time I've been able to sign in for a week! :(

Thanks to Dragonvarsity's idea for the "Cool Pictures Poll" on the side of the blog, I now have a pretty good idea as to how much it is liked/disliked, so in honor of the 61% of you who voted Cool Pictures to be a perfect 5 out of 5, here is a brand-new cool pictures post with a little different format (1-4 are all connected, while the last one is a little bit of a "comic" in honor of the new Pocket God Comics coming soon!) Take a look:

1- "One of you... Help me!"

2- "Ugh, someone talk to me!"

3- "Guys look... I see my reflection"

4- "Hmm, now you pay attention... Jerks"

Guy #1: Your butt smells. Guy #2: Ooo what's that red thingy. Guy #3: "Hey, can I stare at you while you stare at him?"

Part 43, The Fans Are Back will feature:

In the words of Katy Perry: ~Your Hot 'N Your Cold~ (By Cameron Bess)

Dance-Off! (By momo4456)

New Gravity Update (By rastamonkey)

"Boo!" -Ahhh (By Tardiskey)

Why can't I be col :'(

If you have any cool pictures, e-mail them to me at swiggy08@aol.com.

-swigo8



P.S. I now realize, in my haste to post a a new post, I posted a Cool Pictures post that was supposed to be posted after the Cool Pictures post entitled, "The Fans Are Back". (Wow, I used the word "post" way to many times there :p)
Sorry for the confusion... the NEXT post will be The Fans Are Back, and then everything will return to normal :)

What Would You Do If You Controlled Pocket God...

This awesome picture is by Cameron Bess, and it features the all-know superhero pygmy Wolverine!

Hey guys, check out some of the ideas that fans have come up with! Some of them are really awesome and original, take a look:

saintsalive:

I had a suggestion about a genie a bit back, inside temple-ish pyramid which had a river(like the nile river - crocodile?) The idea was that there is a genie lamp, if you smash it against a pygmy it shatters and the pygmy falls into the river(a new lamp falling from the sky of course). But if you gently set it down and a pygmy picks it up, he will rub it and get sucked into the lamp. The lamp now glows purple, and if you put it by another pygmy he will rub it and the pygmy will come out a genie(purple pygmy with floating ghost tail - tail is always connected by a strand of it to the opening of the lamp). Now the other pygmies will start with their wish bubbles but way more often(and with more stuff - needing the outhouse, needing a cooked fish, etc.) Think of every idle being a new wish when the genie's out. The genie will grant each wish, but the wishes may or may not be good - ex. the pygmy wishes for a fish, he might get one, or he could get a burnt one and choke - ex. the pygmy wants the bathroom, he might get to go to the bathroom, or the outhouse could drop on his head and crush him, falling into the river. To get rid of the genie, smash his lamp on a pygmy and he will poof into a cloud of purple smoke and turn normal again.

Martin JF:

They should add a moveable cload. A small cload you can move around, and if you poke it, it starts to rain. But: if it is hot (sun is big) the pygmies will go to the cload to cool down so they don't explode. If the sun is small, it will start to snow from the small cload instead. Then, we could do stuff with the snow, like burying pygmies with it.

Oldskooler81:

Desert Island:

• Scorpions to give you a nasty bite
• A cactus to poke pygmies with
• A cave with sharp rocks
• Sandstorms
• Scorching hot sun
• An oasis to tease your pygmies

Oldskooler81:

Outer space:

• A floating island 
• A alien tree
• An alien in a UFO to zap and "steal" pygmies
• Meteor showers and cold weather

If you have any cool ideas, e-mail them to me with a picture, to swiggy08@aol.com, and I'll feature them here.

-swigo8

Small News Tidbit

Hey guys, as you may have already known for a while, the newest Pocket God update is out, and its AWESOME.

I'm not the Dual Review writer here at the blog, so I'll just provide a few links for you guys, because at the moment i am very preoccupied with some huge changes coming to this blog!

We beta testers gave already gotten the new build for the next update, but there is nothing really new yet, just a few tweaks here and there, and a lot of glitch fixes.

I would sincerely like to appologize, however, for not being able to post last update's glitches, but I will post some new beta tester posts, and some other special offerings ;).

As of now, enjoy this awesome update, and share your stories with me (by video) at swiggy08@aol.com (were back to the old e-mail).

Sorry, for the small news update but for more news on this update and spoilers for the next...

>>> Click Here <<<

P.S. Thanks to dragonvarsity for the awesome poll idea (the new poll is located on the right side of the blog, enjoy!)


Enjoy, and I'll be reporting with some big news shortly,

-swigo8

Cool Pictures (Exploring The Unknown)

Hey guys, first off, I'd like to formally apologize on the one week delay of posting a new post! This never happens, and if you disagree, take a look at our track record ;). So much has happened recently that I am having trouble keeping up with everything myself. There are tons (and I mean tons) of news updates that Malcom and I need to get to, the end of Prison Break, Glitches, the 70,000th view post, the Beta Tester post, and many more. I will have a post explaining my delay and the problems going on shortly, but please have faith that everything will return to normal (except one big change) very soon. I am once again very sorry, and I don't want to speak for Malcom (like I usually do *cough* *cough*) but he is probably sorry as well.

Once again, without further ado, take a look at some awesome, cool picture, and I'm sure you guys will love the next cool pictures post ;). Take a look:

Attackk

~Beef Stew~ (By rastamonkey)

Surfing Pickle (By rastamonkey)

It's a bird, its a plane, its...

Totem Pole (By rastmonkey)

Part 42, The Fans Are Back will feature:

In the words of Katy Perry: ~Your Hot 'N Your Cold~ (By Cameron Bess)

Dance-Off! (By momo4456)

New Gravity Update (By rastamonkey)

"Boo!" -Ahhh (By Tardiskey)

Why can't I be col :'(

If you have any cool pictures, e-mail them to me at thepygmyden@gmail.com.

-swigo8

Cool Pictures (Unlucky Pygmies)

Hey guys, check out some more awesome, cool pictures! Take a look:

Before...

After

...???...

Awkward...

Soo... hungry... can't... reach... my... coconut

Part 41, Exploring The Unknown will feature:

Attackk

~Beef Stew~ (By rastamonkey)

Surfing Pickle (By rastamonkey)

It's a bird, its a plane, its...

Totem Pole (By rastmonkey)

If you have any cool pictures, e-mail them to me at thepygmyden@gmail.com.

-swigo8

Cool Pictures (Just Because They Are)

Hey guys, these pictures are just cool in general and don't really need any titles, but I gave it to them anyway :p. Take a look at some awesome, COOL pictures:

Gigantic Eclipse

Nooo, I thought he was mine >:|

Snowball fight!

Ahhh, this looks like a nice place for a nap

--Sorry, you do not meet the reuirements--

Part 40, Unlucky Pygmies will feature:

Before...

After

...???...

Awkward...

Soo... hungry... can't... reach... my... coconut

If you have any cool pictures, e-mail them to me at thepygmyden@gmail.com.

-swigo8

Poll Result + New Feature!

(This awesome comic was made by Zack of the Pocket God Forums, and is part of their brand-new feature "Daily Comics". I will feature some of these comics on the blog, but check out the Pocket God Forums for all of them.)

(Click to enlarge)

Hey guys, to celebrate our 65th thousandth view, I have decided to reveal the results to a poll and add a brand-new, regular feature to the blog! I am very excited to add this new feature, and I think it will be a favorite immediately! So without further ado, and to stop all this suspense here is the result to a poll and the announcement of our very new feature here at The Pygmy Den:

• What new feature would you like Malcom and I to post on the blog regularly?

Our interpretation of the new icon... --> 48%

Pocket God-junkie of the week --> 23%

Videos --> 9%

Old update pictures compared to new --> 7%

3 polls! --> 6%

Pictures of fans --> 4%

Now if you are wondering which is our new feature, I will tell you shortly, and explain how I came to my decision. 

First off, for the 4% of you who voted on pictures of the fans, I think thats a great idea, but not great enough to have its own post. However, if you want your picture posted on the blog, e-mail your picture to thepygmyden@gmail.com and I will post it like fan art. :)

Second, I tried putting 3 polls on the side of the blog a few months ago, but it didn't seem to work that well, and crowded the side of the blog too much. Also, that's not really a new feature... just an extension ;)

Third, videos. Videos are awesome, but I didn't think it could be its own post, since the Pocket Blog posts videos regularly. However, Malcom and I will start posting videos in some posts, and you guys can provide links to us in the comments section linking to your youtube videos, or any other videos you have, and we'll post them here.

Fourth... Old update pictures compared to new. Awesome idea, that I think will probably be added to the blog in the near future when Pocket God 1 begins to slow down a lot more, and new Blot Creative projects (maybe Pocket God 2) begin. 

Hmm, fifth... now this was a very, very hard choice. Both options were such great ideas and both got high percentages, however, Malcom and I had to go with one, and only one FOR NOW. Coming in a close second place was "Pocket God-junkie of the week". This feature will probably make its way to The Pygmy Den in the near future, but for now, the new feature is "Our interpretation of the new icon"!

If you are wondering what this new feature is going to be like, its pretty simple, and pretty awesome! After the update comes out, Malcom and I are going to talk to each other and create a design of what we think the icon should look like based on what is in the update (sort of like Malcom's shark icon and eel icon from a while back). Then Malcom will draw and animate it, and we will post it on the blog shortly after the update has been approved!

If you have any ideas for polls, fan art, cool pictures, pictures of you, awesome videos, or any other Pocket God related things, e-mail them to thepygmyden@gmail.com!

Stay tuned for a new contest coming shortly to end Poll Week Madness and our brand new feature!

-swigo8